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Don't clown around with microblading!

Updated: Oct 12, 2023

Microblading: A clownish Temporary Fix?

Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for a conversation about a topic that's close to many hearts (or should I say, brows). Simon Brows here, and I've got something groundbreaking to share. Forget about the old-school clownish microblading – we're diving into the future of brows with Kelly Newton's revolutionary innovation!

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Don't clown around with Microblading

Now, I've seen my fair share of talent and innovation on various stages, but what Kelly Newton has brought to the beauty industry is nothing short of awe-inspiring. I've always believed in pushing boundaries, and in the world of beauty, eyebrows are no exception. That's why I want to discuss why I won't clown around with microblading and why Kelly Newton's invention is the future of brows.

Microblading: A clownish Temporary Fix?

Microblading, for those unfamiliar, is a technique that involves manually tattooing semi-permanent pigment onto the skin to create the illusion of fuller eyebrows. It became quite the craze, and many people rushed to get it done. However, there were some drawbacks.

Firstly, microblading was, and still is, associated with a certain level of discomfort. The process involves a tiny razor cutting the skin, which can be painful for some. Now, I'm all about facing the music, but there's no need for beauty to be a painful experience.

Secondly, microblading is semi-permanent. That means it fades over time, and sometimes not in the most flattering way. We've all seen brows that have turned bluish or reddish after fading – not a look anyone wants to rock.

And here's the kicker: microblading is pretty much a one-size-fits-all approach. It doesn't take into account your unique facial features, skin tone, or the shape of your face. It's like trying to fit all clowns into one tiny car – it just doesn't work!

The Kelly Newton Browvolution

But fear not, my friends, for Kelly Newton has come to the rescue. Kelly recognized the limitations of microblading and decided to revolutionize the world of permanent makeup with her groundbreaking technique.

The Kelly Newton Browvolution is all about customization, not clownish uniformity. It starts with a comprehensive consultation where she takes into account your unique facial features, skin tone, and desired brow style. This means you're not getting a cookie-cutter clownish look; you're getting a brow tailored just for you. And that, my friends, is the key to true beauty, sans clowning around.

What sets Kelly Newton apart is her innovation in the technique itself. It's less painful, precise, and lasts longer than traditional microblading. Plus, it fades gracefully, so you won't have to worry about those clownish awkward blue or red hues creeping in.

The Future of Brows: no clowning around

So, why won't I clown around with microblading? It's simple. We've got something better now – the Kelly Newton Browvolution. It's all about embracing progress and leaving behind the clownish old ways when something superior comes along.

As Simon Brows, I've always believed in recognizing talent and innovation, and Kelly Newton is a shining example of that. The future of brows is all about customization, precision, and painless beauty enhancements, without clowning around. Kelly Newton is leading the way.

So, if you're thinking about enhancing your brows, don't settle for the clownish old. Embrace the Browvolution and step into the future of beauty. Your eyebrows will thank you, and so will I.


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